How do I make my SUV not look like a soccer mom ride?

It is a chicks car. Yes it's big, yes it cost you over 50k, bla,bla,bla. It was built to keep mommy happy while she runs the kids around. It has huge front and rear overhangs, sh!tty ground clearance huge amounts of goofy plastic trim... need I go on? Its not a real truck, that's why other men laugh at you when you drive it, that and the fact that your huge goofy girl truck is your way of making up for having a very small .